Remember the old days’ rabbit ears for TV reception? — My husband was wondering, “How did they get the rabbit to sit still for the whole show??” HaHa!! Good one, Rick!
Q: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night? See answer below.
Over the years, I have gathered some funny things and want to share a few of them with you today because…. “Nothing gives hope like laughter. It moisturizes the soul.” ~Anne Lamont 🙂
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Just put it on my bill!
What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
How many animals can jump higher than a building? All of them, buildings can’t jump.
If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door. ~Milton Berle
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle.
When everybody knows that something is so, it means that nobody knows nothin’.
Answer from above: A pillow.
In honor of my fellow blondes:
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? — She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Did you hear what happened to the blonde hockey team? — They drowned in spring training.
How did the blonde die while raking leaves?! — She fell out of the tree.
Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? — They went to see “Closed for the Winter.”
My boss told me to have a good day….so I went home.
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
My husband said he needed more space….so I locked him outside.
If you have seen my Tidbits page, you have seen this “funny” and the one below. Forgive the re-use, but they really crack me up! I have a funny section on my Tidbits page. If you haven’t seen it or the other “static” pages on my website, take some time to go through them. I think you’ll like them. 🙂
The other “static” pages are Home, Get to Know Me, and Pictures. You can find them all here.
Don’t you just feel better after a truly good, hard laugh? I know that I need to enjoy a great laugh more often.
Laughter is one of the best medicines. Enjoy some today and check out my post: 32 “safe” and absolutely FUN movies to delight you! There are some funny movies in this collection.
This is Pam signing off with Blessings, blooms, and belly laughs!
P.S. Coming up soon: a post for you who may be feeling upset about something …
Calie enjoying herself immensely 😆
Author: Pam
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Loved the jokes! I have another “Blonde” one for you. It is my all-time favorite.
What do you call the blonde skeleton in the closet?
The Hide & Seek Champion!!!
Haha! I saw that one and almost put it in! I didn’t want to overdo the blonde jokes, though. 🙂